Toddlers and Blackouts
My son, age 2½, was with me and the two cats from Thursday till last night. Life with a two-year-old boy and two one-year-old cats is similar to waking up from an alcoholic blackout several times a day. Why are all the bathtub toys in the living room? Where did that pair of pliers come from, I haven’t seen it in months? Where has every doorstop in the house disappeared to? How did the telephone get in the refrigerator?